About ten minutes ago, I found a pair of scissors and lopped off a few inches of hair. My logic was that I needed a haircut - and this would force me to go get a haircut by Monday morning.

Knowing me, I won’t motivate to get my hair cut by then. Since I don’t have a buzzer, I predict I will end up shaving my head at 4 AM on Sunday night.

I am an idiot.