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If you had a magic key, what would it open?

This featured question seems to have three possible answers:

  1. a chest containing a lot of money
  2. your heart
  3. ok, maybe there are only two answers

Since it’s a magic key, it would seem like the key could open both your heart and a chest containing a lot of money. However, getting both things makes this question uninteresting… So I will just come out and say that I want money and, to the extent the magic key has control over this, I would prefer unmarked bills to gold coins.

I could also cop-out and say that I will use the money to win your heart, but let’s be realistic here, folks. If your heart can really be opened by anybody that moseys on by with a magic key, why would…

This featured question seems to have three possible answers:

  1. a chest containing a lot of money
  2. your heart
  3. ok, maybe there are only two answers

Since it’s a magic key, it would seem like the key could open both your heart and a chest containing a lot of money. However, getting both things makes this question uninteresting… So I will just come out and say that I want money and, to the extent the magic key has control over this, I would prefer unmarked bills to gold coins.

I could also cop-out and say that I will use the money to win your heart, but let’s be realistic here, folks. If your heart can really be opened by anybody that moseys on by with a magic key, why would I spend money on it? I mean, that’s just common sense.

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  |   Posted at 5:21 pm 

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